cowboybeboop:

treat your opinion like your dick don’t give it to me unless i ask for it

(via waiting-for-the-tardis)

tabbran:

tumblr dot com where a picture of fried chicken or a glass of milk gets a trigger warning request but if you ask people to tone down their incest fantasies you get yelled at, cool website #1

(via maisonmartinmargielous)

tonyabbot:

*dad sits next to you*

*closes tumblr*

(via lemonbubbletea)

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

(via lemonbubbletea)

my hobbies include being a sarcastic bitch and that’s it

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phoenixwormwood137:

actuallyboycrazy:

think about the first person to have twins

how freaking confused do you think they were omg

(Source: individually, via waiting-for-the-tardis)